Frank Caleindo

This guy is so funny!

Elizabeth

I just found this today, and thought that I'd share it with you!

I love that kid...

I think if you're doing absolutely nothing, you're dead.

-Isaac

Another tomato joke!

A family of tomatoes, Dad tomato, Mom tomato, and Kid tomato, are going on a walk. Kid tomato was lagging behind. So Dad tomato picks up a rock, throws it at Kid tomato (SPLAT!), and says, "KETCHUP!!!"

Thanks Chuck, for becoming my first follower that is not a girl!!

...

Q: What do an elephant and a tomato have in common?

A: Neither one can ride a bike! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I love elephant jokes!)

Josh Turner - Would You Go With Me?

This is one of my favorite country songs, sung by one of my favorite country singers. :)
For those of you who know what it means, his range is G1-B4. That's three octaves and two notes!
Enjoy!

My New Fish

Hey all!

I got some new fish! The blue ones are piranha, and the orange ones are goldfish.

Their names are as follows:

Spike (Piranha),
Rambo (nickname Jaws) (Piranha),
Snack (Goldfish),
Bait (Goldfish),
and, Barney (Goldfish)

I'm hoping that they all get along...
We'll see.

Good movie.
Violent.
Lots of blood.
Not for young children.
Yep, that's Jaws.

p.s. It scared Becky and Abby. (and Zeke)

My Fish

For those of you who might be wondering what happened to my fish, I'll tell you. Megan Riefer told me that she fed my fish too much and one of them died. Well, apparently she continued to over-feed them and they all died! *sniff, sniff* But, it was nice of her to even spend time with them...
Perhaps I'll get some more...

The Weather

It's really hot today. It was really hot yesterday. It is supposed to be really hot tomorrow. Then it is supposed to storm like, all week.

A weather joke (I know, not very relevant):

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"